Good morning john, it’s been over a year since the last time I told you jokes, which means that it’s time for me to try and beat my record again. This time, 54 jokes! In under 4 minutes. What’s the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?.
One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a pause at the end of its clause. How about the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tune a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna. The difference between the moon and Julius Caesar?.
The moon is rocky and full of craters, and Julius Caesar is dead. Why, do you think, was civil disobedience such a fantastic essay? Thoreau editing. Thoreau. What cell phones do traveling nuns use?.
Virgin mobile. And how come her cell phone bill was so high? She was a Roman Catholic. Why did they kick Cinderella off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball. And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?.
Oh yeah, an algaebra. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed. The sea. It weed. What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder? Uh, he got a little behind in his work.
My pastor, he ate too many beans. He had to sit there in his own pews. The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer. A bomb in a bull. I’m sorry we can’t let the elephants back in the public pool.
They keep dropping their trunks. What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling? Stop! You’re under a vest! Kleptomaniacs just don’t get puns. They always take things, literally. When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check,.
It said nah, i’m traveling light. Aah, I had a really great boomerang joke. It’ll come back to me. So the Pillsbury doughboy’s pants fell off and I, eh, feel really weird about donuts now. What did the subatomic duck say?.
Business Casual Attire For Men Dress Code Explained with Lookbook Outfits
Welcome back to the gentleman’s gazette! In today’s tutorial, we discuss the business casual dress code. We explain what it is, what it’s not, and of course we talk about history. Initially, there was daywear and eveningwear. People would wear a formal lounge suit to the office. If you want to learn more about these dress codes and what they mean, please check out.
Our indepth dress code primer here. So how do we get from suit, dress shirt and tie to a very relaxed dress code with khakis and Polo shirts? Well, it all started with Aloha Fridays. It was basically to show your support for the island, Hawaii and so people would start wearing these Hawaiian shirts on fridays.
This trend became quite popular in hawaii and was eventually adopted on the mainland. Subsequently, people were familiar with it and wore it more often. Then came the khakis. Even though khakis have an Indian background, they came to the US through the British and if you want to learn more about chinos and khakis, stay tuned for a tutorial. Basically, Levis marketed the hell out of their new dockers brand and all of a sudden,.
Those khaki or chino pants became somewhat acceptable in an office environment. At the same time, TV shows like save the bell and movies showed a more preppy style as well as chinos in a context so people saw it more and found it more acceptable to wear even in a more formal office environment. Eventually, brands like Brooks Brothers, Ralph Lauren and J. Crew caught on the trend and advertised Polo shirts that would work with the Khakis, as well as khakis themselves and.
Eventually, that’s what people wore to the office. So what does business casual mean in a nutshell? Basically, it means no suit but also no jeans. Obviously, there’s a lot in between and what exactly business casual means really depends on your company and the culture. Because business casual can mean different things to different people in different companies,.
We created three different profiles. 1. White collar business casual Bank, law firm, accounting firm 2. Service business casual or more relaxed office environments 3.
Startup business casual Based on these three types, you should be able to figure out where your company fits in and what business casual means in that context. Alright, let’s get started with the white collar business casual dress code. The core piece in your wardrobe would be the dark navy blazer. it’s a more traditional environment, it’s best to skip shiny, gold, or metal buttons, they’re too naval inspired.
Stick with just dark horn buttons. Stick with a single breasted and notched lapel look for a very normal appearance. If you want something more powerful, go with peak lapels and double breasted. If your office is business casual, of course you can always wear a blazer but you can also go with other kinds of sport coats that are patterned, for example, what I’m wearing here right now would be a little too bright for these environments, go with something darker.