Hey, i was doing just fine before i met you I drink too much and that’s an issue But I’m OK Hey, tell your friends it was nice to meet them But I never wanna see them again I know I broke your heart.
Move to the city in a broke down car And, four years, no calls Now you’re looking pretty in a hotel bar And I, I, I can’t stop No I, I, I can’t stop So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover.
That i know you can’t afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder Pull the sheets right off the corner Of the mattress that you stole From your roomate back in Boulder We ain’t never getting older.
No, no, no, no, no, no You, look as good as the day I met you I forget just why I left you, I was insane Stay, and play that Blink182 song That we beat to death in Tucson, OK I know it breaks your heart.
Moved to the city in a broke down car And, four years, no call Now I’m looking pretty in a hotel bar And I, I, I, can’t stop No I, I, I, can’t stop So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover.
That i know you can’t afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder Pull the sheets right off the corner Of the mattress that you stole From your roommate back in Boulder We ain’t ever getting older.
Fluffy Visits Saudi Arabia Gabriel Iglesias from Aloha Fluffy Gabriel Iglesias Live from Hawaii
Hey what’s up you guys this is gabriel iglesias Oh my God it’s Fluffy Hell yeah it is And I’m here hanging out in San Diego California getting ready for my Big show tonight. As you can see it’s really big Uh, it’s not really big. You know what I mean.
So anyways you guys This weekend is the encore presentation of my special Aloha Fluffy On Comedy Central Now. Comedy Central is only available in the US So for the rest of you worldwide I want to give you guys a nice big sneak peek.
Of the. of the special that is gonna be eventually available on dvd Or if you hack it or however you get it But I like to know that I’m. I’m giving this one to you guys to enjoy So check this out This is my story about me going to Saudi Arabia And you’ll see, there’s a surprise at the end.
Cause i wasn’t expecting this either So enjoy and please share it Have fun! It’s 23 minutes long so get ready My agent calls me up And he’s says Gabe check it out.
You’re getting your request to perform in the middle east I go really? Ok cool Army? Navy? Marines? Air Force? Who? Actually, the request is coming from a prince Run that by me again.
A prince I said. Purple Rain? Not Prince A prince I said how do they know me? I don’t know but they say that they know you and they want to hire you.
I go it sounds like a joke matt Trust me, it sounds legit All right. If it’s legit, I’ll tell you what Give whoever a ridiculous figure And let them know that they have to wire the money today.
Otherwise forget it Four hours later. Gabe! What? Ridiculous just called. Are you serious?.